RTFAFN: Did You Ever Notice...? Apr 13, 2012

It has recently come to my attention that TV characters almost never say goodbye when hanging up the phone. It's true. I checked. What I also noticed is that, unless it is integral to the plot, they don't go to the bathroom either. Jack Bauer kicked ass for nearly 8 days (seasons) and never once said "Chloe, just do what I ask! Task those satellites over the building and send the images to my PDA. I NEED access to that bathroom NOW!" I'm just saying... how cool would it be if, in the middle of a Very Special Blossom (the one when Six is dating a married man), Joey said. "Yo, Blossom! Be right back. I gotta take a dump. Whoa."