RTFAFN: Lance Who? Aug 24, 2012

After a long day of being put to the test and chewed up, he always finished strong - looking good in that No. 1 spot, dressed in yellow. He was sharp as a tack and he was strong as lead. But, something happened along the way. He snapped. Had he stayed on the right path all the wrongs in his life could have been erased. But, damn it, some just didn't believe 

in him anymore. It was too late. He totally got shaved. His first place position was usurped... taken away... given to another!! And, truthfully, I'm not even sure why!! But, what's done is done. And now, we must live with the new truth - that the the No. 2 pencil is the Premiere Test-Taking Pencil of All Time.

What? Lance who?